Transportation: Today, while parked at school, someone broke into my car by smashing...

By unfortunatelyunlucky - 12/12/2010 07:17 - United States

Today, while parked at school, someone broke into my car by smashing the window. I called the police and they informed me I could drive it to the local station as it was an easy 2 minute drive. As I was driving there, I got pulled over for driving with a smashed window. FML

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By lance - 12/03/2010 12:10 - Canada

Today, I parked my car to go inside to grab my wallet than I'd forgotten. In the short time it took me to do that, someone broke two of my car's windows. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2010 05:48 - United States

Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML

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By Perplexed - 19/01/2013 13:14 - United States - Sioux Falls

Today, someone broke into my car by smashing the driver's side window. I'd be less irritated if they had just used the door handle; the lock has been broken for years. FML

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Vandals!

By volvo_owner - 10/02/2021 02:01 - Germany - Harsefeld

Today, I wanted to go shopping in my new car that I bought just a month ago. When I stepped outside, I saw someone had smashed the driver side's window. They didn't even steal anything. FML

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By NotoriousSRJ - 28/01/2011 15:43 - Canada

Today, I got pulled over by a cop. Since my window wasn't working, I opened the door, causing him to run towards me with a drawn gun. He then had a go at me with his night stick. After realizing my window was broken, he laughed and let me off with a warning. FML

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By stop thief - 26/06/2014 15:11 - United States - Aurora

Today, someone stole my laptop from my car. However, they were nice enough to relock the doors after they smashed in the window. FML

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Who did you piss off?

By Smashed - 15/11/2009 23:16 - United States

Today, when I walked up to my car, all my windows were smashed. Thankfully, all I keep in my car is jumper cables, a pen, my car insurance and manual. Whoever smashed my windows apparently was pissed, 'cos they left a note saying "F**k you and your f**king station wagon." FML

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By uppiskalle - 12/09/2014 14:32 - United States - Riverside

Today, my car was stolen from my driveway. I reported it to the police, the insurance company, and my neighbors, and begged for help via social media. As I walked to catch a bus, I saw my car parked outside my school. I forgot I left it there last night. FML

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Great organization

By Anonymous - 21/06/2021 08:02

Today, while leaving late for work, I walked out to my car only to find the back window broken. Worst part was, I still had to go to work because no one who could cover me showed up. FML

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By eyeleanify - 10/12/2010 08:12 - United States

Today, I hit a car while trying to park. Assuming that no one saw, I moved my car and parked somewhere else. Hours later I get a call from the university police. While backing up to go to the police station I hit another car. FML

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DisappearingRose 18

Sunday 12 December 2010 16:07

With a smashed window?

Doortje 29

Sunday 12 December 2010 16:10

Don't you mean WITHOUT a smashed window?

Comments

DisappearingRose 18

Sunday 12 December 2010 16:07

With a smashed window?

adorkable_spazz 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 16:18

Shane Dawson!!! :D

untoward 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 16:27

can one of the mods fix the original post. THX!

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Sunday 12 December 2010 16:35

Why would that be illegal? jw

DudeImBetter 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 18:12

this is a stupid fml you got pulled over and you didn't get a ticket big freakin deal.

PuntingYoshi 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 16:07

Laaammmme

lopsop 12

Friday 11 May 2012 23:42

I knowwwww sooooo laaaaaaame

lyn29 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 16:07

hahah thats just very unfortunate for you :/

amerwin 3

Sunday 12 December 2010 16:07

Tell them the story.

iSitt 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 17:09

if you had called 911 then they have it recorded and you can cite that reference number as evidence.

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Sunday 12 December 2010 18:36

23: If OP called 911 for a smashed car window, (s)he* is a dumbass and ought to be fined. *Can't see gender or username on the mobile site.

persianjr1 7

Sunday 12 December 2010 23:28

Hey Dunb ass 29. if the window is smashed then something is probably stolen. then it is ok to call 911. and even if something is not stolen, it is damage of property, therefore its also ok to call 911. i bet he's the one who smashed the window. haha

my2centsworth 15

Monday 13 December 2010 2:26

911 is the number to call to reach emergency response personnel, not the number to call to report stolen items or other non-emergency crimes. A broken windshield is not an emergency. Although, if it broke while OP was sailing through it, the accident would qualify as an emergency.

nathan5 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 16:08

Unfortunate, easily explainable though!

Doortje 29

Sunday 12 December 2010 16:10

Don't you mean WITHOUT a smashed window?

meganasoarus 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 18:41

obviously.

almighty_zer 5

Monday 13 December 2010 11:28

are you guys ******* retarded? op said it right because driving WITH a smashed window is what got him pulled over. if he didn't have a smashed window there would be no reason to pull him over.