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Today, I was Rizzo in a production of Grease. I sang a line about needing a ring. I've been able to put up my left ring finger for every rehearsal, but today I put up the one next it. I flipped off the audience. FML

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On 12/08/2010 at 9:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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So... how many people in the audience returned the gesture?

#2 - On 12/09/2010 at 3:14am by Filitov

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How awful. I am truly, deeply offended. You should be ashamed of yourself, you cretin! It's no wonder the world is in the state it is in when you consider the fact that young people go flipping people off all willy nilly! Don't you know nothing creates terrorists and destroys nations quicker than being flipped off? I'm telling your mother.

#18 - On 12/09/2010 at 4:17am by Mr_Zachary

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