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Today, I discovered my parents took me to a specialist when I was a baby because they thought I had a facial deformity. It turns out I'm just ugly. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33699) - you deserved it (2691)

On 11/26/2010 at 7:23pm - misc - by bleh (woman) - United States (Texas)

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I didn't know Sarah Jessica Parker wrote FML's!

#2 - On 11/27/2010 at 4:16am by ThoraxeTheImpale

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A lady gets on a bus while holder a very ugly baby. She sits down in the back, and immediately the man next to her looks at the baby and says, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" Disgusted, the woman goes to the driver and tells him what the man said. The driver says, "You should go back there and give him a piece of your mind. Here, let me hold your monkey..."

#28 - On 11/27/2010 at 6:19am by DocBastard

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