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Today, I went to see a famous rapper perform. My girlfriend got us up to the front to get pictures with him. He went to give me a high-five, I thought it was a fist-bump, so I made a fist. So he made a fist while I made a palm to match his retracted high-five. Then I panicked, cupped his fist and ran. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8326) - you deserved it (18423)

On 11/26/2010 at 10:43am - misc - by blackitalian - United States

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