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Today, I had to admit to my parents that the reason I don't want a sixteenth birthday party isn't because I'm being spoiled and I expected my parents to take me on a lavish vacation, but because I don't have any friends to invite. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24032) - you deserved it (3201)

On 11/25/2010 at 7:08pm - misc - by sadstorylifee (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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that's the same situation I'm in but I have two best friends. other than that, no friends come over. bc I don't have any...

#7 - On 11/25/2010 at 8:18pm by Chris5811

See in context

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Try inviting the local Catholic Priest. He'll be your friend. Or your little brother's.

#14 - On 11/25/2010 at 8:29pm by MermaidSongXOXO

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