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Today, while my mom was out, I took the car out to CVS to get some food, even though I'm not legally allowed to drive. As soon as I got back in the car, my mom pulled up 2 parking spaces away from me. She didn't notice me bend down to hide... until I accidentally hit the horn in the process. FML

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On 11/23/2010 at 1:23pm - misc - by horn-y (woman) - United States (Arizona)

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We all get a bit horny sometimes.

#1 - On 11/23/2010 at 6:15pm by FFML_314

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I stopped at "...even though I'm not legally allowed to drive." You're lucky that you didn't get pulled over, dumbass.

#5 - On 11/23/2010 at 6:16pm by nerdsgetmehot

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