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Today, the creepy skin care guy at the mall with the heavy accent asked me if I was pregnant. When I said no he replied "Oh, too many donuts then?" FML

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On 02/07/2009 at 7:54pm - misc - by notpreggers (woman) - United States (Indiana)

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#18 shut up.

I have chunky friends with great skin.

Get over yourself ;)

#19 - On 03/03/2009 at 2:10am by mizled

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the same thing happened to me. he asked if i was american, i said yes. then are you pregnant. no. too many sweets?


i weigh 110 lbs. and i dont look pregnant

#1 - On 02/07/2009 at 10:01pm by bittersweet

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