Today, the creepy skin care guy at the mall with the heavy accent asked me if I was pregnant. When I said no he replied "Oh, too many donuts then?" FML
by notpreggers / 02/07/2009 at 7:54pm / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous
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I'm working on the weight loss (although I blame the horizontal stripes on that shirt)
Getting pregnant is not an option as a full-time college student with 2 jobs.
#3 - On 02/08/2009 at 5:05am by notpreggers
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#18 shut up.
I have chunky friends with great skin.
Get over yourself ;)
#19 - On 03/03/2009 at 2:10am by mizled
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