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Today, my teacher turned around from the blackboard and screamed, "Stop chewing your gum like a cow!" That wasn't so bad.--The bad part was when she realized it was me, she apologized saying, " I am sorry. You are not really a cow. I don't want to traumatize you; you're just overweight." FML

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On 11/14/2010 at 2:31am - misc - by teach (woman) - United States (California)

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YDI for chewing your gum like a cow. That's really annoying to everyone else who's too polite to say anything.

#9 - On 11/14/2010 at 10:41am by 0opsie

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It's horrible, but really funny...

#1 - On 11/14/2010 at 10:32am by Mesocoollike

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