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Today, my teacher turned around from the blackboard and screamed, "Stop chewing your gum like a cow!" That wasn't so bad.--The bad part was when she realized it was me, she apologized saying, " I am sorry. You are not really a cow. I don't want to traumatize you; you're just overweight." FML
YDI for chewing your gum like a cow. That's really annoying to everyone else who's too polite to say anything.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 30 March 2015