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Today, was my girlfriend's birthday. I planned it to perfection: we went shopping, bowling, had lunch in a nice Italian restaurant, watched a French comedy, walked by the river. She also got many presents. Tonight, I was exhausted but happy for her... until she told me her birthday is tomorrow. FML

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lol do it all over again

#1 - On 11/14/2010 at 3:27am by cookookachoo

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If she expects everything to be done all over again, she's a bit greedy....that doesn't sound like it was a very cheap day you planned for her.

#5 - On 11/14/2010 at 3:30am by Mirorbo

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