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Today, I went to the waterpark and my kids were fighting so I grounded them both. We concluded the day by boogey boarding on a mechanical wave. There was so much water I didn't realize my boobs had completely fallen out of my bikini. As revenge, my kids didn't tell me. FML

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On 11/13/2010 at 1:29am - misc - by sandyseashells10 (woman) - United States (Colorado)

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why wuld u ground them. then let them play more? makes no sense.
bad parenting. ydi

#4 - On 11/13/2010 at 9:58am by hungarian93

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kids: 1
you: 0

#3 - On 11/13/2010 at 9:58am by Sportsfan86

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