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Today, I found out the real reason why my brother wasn't at his fiancé's Halloween party. He's been in jail for the past 3 months. When was anyone going to tell me? FML


I agree, your life sucks (26325) - you deserved it (2956)

On 11/11/2010 at 9:27am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

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wow! now THAT is a hell of a commitment to a Halloween costume. 3 months ago your brother told me that for his fiance's party he was going as a fuck up.

a standing ovation to you sir. well played. he should definitely win best costume

#11 - On 11/11/2010 at 12:47pm by theFMLiest1ofThe

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Maybe noone told you because they didn't want you to embarrass them by posting it on the internet.

#36 - On 11/11/2010 at 3:25pm by bethan1

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