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Today, I went to have dessert with my boyfriend. We ordered some Jello. I said that I loved Jello because it is so fun and jiggly. My boyfriend said, "Like you. Except the fun part". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37542) - you deserved it (4086)

On 02/25/2009 at 9:23pm - misc - by Jello (woman) - United States (New York)

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