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Today, I received a marriage proposal at work from a 70 year old man covered in dirt from head to toe, who offered to be my "sugar daddy." I guess I have options after all. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24529) - you deserved it (2690)

On 11/06/2010 at 8:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

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I know you might thinking it's the way to go now, but suicide is never the right option.

#10 - On 11/07/2010 at 3:19am by FYLDeep

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lol. that's creepy...but very funny. did he at least have a ring?

#3 - On 11/07/2010 at 3:07am by honeybee366

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