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Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend in the dark, he grabbed onto a fat roll and asked, "Is this your stomach or boob?" I didn't have the heart to tell him it was a back roll. FML

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On 11/06/2010 at 6:37pm - misc - by anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

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Stop leaning back so much, OP, or go on a diet. Either one.

#1 - On 11/06/2010 at 7:56pm by noobcaek

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Thank God you guys hang out in the dark. Multiple lumps like that would be mass confusion.

#2 - On 11/06/2010 at 7:59pm by amerwin

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