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Today, I got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding. When he saw I had something in my pocket, he began to ask if it was a weapon. After arguing for a few minutes I was put in handcuffs. I was too embarrassed to pull the tampon out my pocket. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8676) - you deserved it (41720)

On 10/21/2010 at 2:10pm - misc - by Victoria - United States (Georgia)

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why be embarrassed? it's just a tampon..

#2 - On 10/21/2010 at 5:05pm by sneakers9394

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haha dumbass

#1 - On 10/21/2010 at 5:03pm by El_patron

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