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Today, I was walking to school. I started running to catch up with my friend. I yelled her name, and she turned around in time to watch me slip on a sheet of ice, fall face first, and pass out. When she ran to my side, I unconsciously peed on her. FML

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On 10/16/2010 at 11:18am - misc - by anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

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i pee on my friends while concious

#2 - On 10/16/2010 at 5:18pm by satanic

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How the hell do you pee on someone in that situation, unless your pants were off. I envision that perfectly, right up until the pissing part. She runs to you..and you pee. Ok, wouldn't that get absorbed by your clothing?

If you're a guy, the only way I can see that being possible, is if you were pants-less or had them around your ankles. Which would explained how you fell, along with the ice. OR, for some reason she was on you, and you pissed, and it got on her. The latter explanation goes for if you're female. You could only piss on her if she was that close and actually touching.

This just gets weirder and kinkier the more I try to figure this out. What the fuck happened?!

#12 - On 10/16/2010 at 5:41pm by Ayame01

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