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Today, I was coming out of my work and a group of guys yelled, "Oh shoot girl!" and I blew them a kiss jokingly, then as I walked down the street, cars were honking at me, guys whistling. When I got home I noticed the foot long rip down my pencil skirt. FML

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On 10/03/2010 at 10:06pm - misc - by ohshootgirl (woman) - United States (New York)

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OP you shouldn't wear skirts made of pencils, you could stab your thighs. :o

#5 - On 10/04/2010 at 3:24am by SirWhatsHisFace

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I bet you looked sharp in that pencil skirt.

#6 - On 10/04/2010 at 3:26am by FYLDeep

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