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Today, my friend and I offered a hot girl a lift home from campus. I was sitting in the passenger seat and she climbed in behind me. As I adjusted my seat forward to give her more leg room, my friend pulled off - slamming my seat back into her legs. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22759) - you deserved it (3748)

On 10/03/2010 at 5:23am - misc - by tukkies (man) - South Africa (Gauteng)

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but a car seat will crush your tibia.

#14 - On 10/03/2010 at 10:18am by DocBastard

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A gentleman wouldn't have made her ride in the back seat.

#16 - On 10/03/2010 at 10:20am by lindsaysue

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