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Today, I was at the beach with my parents. They were walking hand in hand, when they spotted a crab. My Dad turned to my Mum and said "Oh, must've crawled out of my pubes!" they both laughed and kissed. I don't think they realized I was within hearing distance. FML

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On 10/02/2010 at 9:12am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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I hate it when parents say gross stuff like that.

#3 - On 10/02/2010 at 1:33pm by illmatic2

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Hahahaha that awesome at least they have a sense of humor

#4 - On 10/02/2010 at 1:34pm by airball33

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