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Today, my friends are going to see "The Social Network". They talked about it all through dinner, even though I was sitting right there and I hadn't been invited. When I asked about it, one of them said, "You wouldn't be interested", presumably because I don't use Facebook. He doesn't either. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16791) - you deserved it (2532)

On 10/01/2010 at 9:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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Time to 'de-friend' some of these jerks!

#2 - On 10/02/2010 at 2:42am by PTFunk

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Facebook drama.

#5 - On 10/02/2010 at 2:47am by Freeze

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