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Today, a cute girl sat down next to me on the bus. She looked up at me, and then moved to the back. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23181) - you deserved it (2693)

On 09/30/2010 at 11:07am - misc - by Ugh-Lee - United States

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Maybe she wanted you to follow her to the back?

#8 - On 09/30/2010 at 1:24pm by MAGNAVOX

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Sounds lonely.

Perhaps she realized the futility of sharing an experience with another being. All that does is create the illusion of sharing a bond. When that illusion is invariably shattered, it leaves one or the other being incredibly depressed. You're better off. You'll still be miserable for your entire existence, but at least you'll miss out on that particular experience for now.

Life. Don't talk to me about life.

#57 - On 09/30/2010 at 4:27pm by Marvin_Android

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