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Today, in art class we finally had the critique for the self portraits we've been working on for a month. We critique a few and come to mine. Everyone is silent. Finally, one girl says "I'm just going to be blunt. It doesn't look like you. You're not that pretty." Everyone nods. FML

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On 02/25/2009 at 12:07pm - misc - by mylifeeee - United States (Virginia)

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This is so horrible. I swear people don't have filters anymore. Nobody knows how to keep their mouths shut.

#1 - On 02/25/2009 at 2:04pm by Chica

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You should have told her to go fuck herself. and that she should have drawn a cock in her mouth to accurately portray herself.

-A

#13 - On 02/25/2009 at 3:03pm by A+

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