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Today, my ex-boyfriend asked how long he'd have to wait until he could ask out my best friend. We broke up yesterday. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27786) - you deserved it (2741)

On 09/28/2010 at 4:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

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OP throws her hands up in the air sometimes, singing AAAAYO, my boyfriend's a MAAAN HO

#2 - On 09/28/2010 at 7:26pm by mattman1994

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I hope your best friend has the decency to turn him down.

And while he's down, kick him. >:)

#11 - On 09/28/2010 at 7:32pm by MissGrinch

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