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Today, I was watching tv with my grandpa, and he stops flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote lands on my stomach as my mom and grandma walk in the door. They yelled at me for being a pervert for an hour, while my grandpa sat and chuckled. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29604) - you deserved it (3188)

On 09/24/2010 at 6:22am - misc - by Andrew - United States (Indiana)

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Your grandpa is my new hero.

#11 - On 09/24/2010 at 1:25pm by GrandpaIsMyHero

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Smooth move for grandpa! Weren't you watching it with him?

#2 - On 09/24/2010 at 1:12pm by RedPillSucks

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