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Today, I was driving through my neighborhood when I heard a siren. I looked into my rear view mirror and saw a motorcycle, so I pulled over. The motorcycle drove by, and it turned out to be an old lady with a leather jacket. The siren was in a song on the radio. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7352) - you deserved it (23877)

On 09/22/2010 at 10:29pm - misc - by joshualover (woman) - United States (Texas)

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Uuuuh ok?

#1 - On 09/23/2010 at 3:10am by schwancy

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...Betty White?

#25 - On 09/23/2010 at 3:28am by ancientmariner

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