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Today, I was driving through my neighborhood when I heard a siren. I looked into my rear view mirror and saw a motorcycle, so I pulled over. The motorcycle drove by, and it turned out to be an old lady with a leather jacket. The siren was in a song on the radio. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5470) - you deserved it (16557)

On 09/22/2010 at 10:29pm - misc - by joshualover (woman) - United States (Texas)

Hilary's life also sucks
Today, I was trying to relieve a dog that looked like it was choking because it was tied…

gt also deserved it
Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML

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Uuuuh ok?

#1 - On 09/23/2010 at 3:10am by schwancy

See in context

+12 | 2

...Betty White?

#25 - On 09/23/2010 at 3:28am by ancientmariner

See in context

+6 | 11

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