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Today, I was in a hurry trying to get into my locker, but it stuck. After a few frustrating attempts, I finally managed to get it open. In anger, I threw the door open, but it bounced back and hit me in the head. My natural reflex was to jerk forward, giving myself a black eye from the hook inside. I got in a fight with my locker and lost. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20778) - you deserved it (11921)

On 09/16/2010 at 4:06pm - misc - by locker (woman) - United States (New York)

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Hahaha, this just made my day. XD

#4 - On 09/16/2010 at 5:26pm by ZomgWeAreClubKid

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bahahaha. I always had that problem in high school.

#1 - On 09/16/2010 at 5:25pm by random210

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