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Today, I asked my mother if we were eating supper soon so I could take a nap. She said "no" so I went into my room and fell asleep. When I woke up, everybody was gone. My entire family of 6 went to Olive Garden while I was sleeping. FML

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On 09/11/2010 at 7:15pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

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that's mean hope u made an awesome dinner for yourself

#1 - On 09/12/2010 at 3:15am by tiffanyjean

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aww I hate when my family does that :/

#2 - On 09/12/2010 at 3:16am by kellanlvr

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