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Today, I called the campus police to give me a ride to the cafeteria since I am on crutches from knee surgery. I was only halfway into the car when the man started driving and ran over my foot. Now neither my right knee or my left foot work. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31270) - you deserved it (1200)

On 02/07/2009 at 2:26am - misc - by brokenkneechick (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

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Sue them. Please.

#2 - On 02/07/2009 at 12:22pm by cypher_sonic

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awww thats horrible!!
i agree with # 1and 2 sue them!
and then you can get all this money
to pay for your surgery and pay for college :)

#3 - On 02/07/2009 at 12:37pm by someone

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