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Today, I called the campus police to give me a ride to the cafeteria since I am on crutches from knee surgery. I was only halfway into the car when the man started driving and ran over my foot. Now neither my right knee or my left foot work. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29885) - you deserved it (1077)

On 02/07/2009 at 2:26am - misc - by brokenkneechick (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

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