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Today, I got my wisdom teeth taken out. The two male doctors told me they'd give me anesthesia, but when they did, I could still hear them. I heard them talking about my breasts and how flat they were for a 17 year old. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38560) - you deserved it (3148)

On 09/03/2010 at 11:43pm - misc - by mandy16 (woman) -

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yeah. no worries, they're sad porno addicted men.
who are married to saggy boob women

#6 - On 09/04/2010 at 6:42am by rottentomatoes

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lol that sux. funny though and also a bit effed up since theyre adults and ur a minor.. so pretty innapropriate even though you were sposed to be knocked out they shouldn't be talking about you like that while they are working. so FYL.

#21 - On 09/04/2010 at 7:38am by Radtastic

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