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Today, I got my wisdom teeth taken out. The two male doctors told me they'd give me anesthesia, but when they did, I could still hear them. I heard them talking about my breasts and how flat they were for a 17 year old. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28650) - you deserved it (2042)

On 09/03/2010 at 11:43pm - misc - by mandy16 (woman) -

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