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Today, my roommate woke me up during afternoon nap to tell me that I need to move out. His reason: "Our political differences will likely escalate to violence." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23745) - you deserved it (2843)

On 08/31/2010 at 7:13pm - misc - by NowHomeless (man) - United States (Kansas)

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Well at least he gave you the oportunity to escape before he released his crazy on you.

#7 - On 09/01/2010 at 3:07am by schwancy

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There are radicals who are crazy on both ends of the spectrum... I wouldn't want to live with either. However the moderates in both parties are capable of having intelligent, interesting discussions that won't turn violent. So OP you roommate was probably a crazy that you didn't want to live with anyway.

#50 - On 09/01/2010 at 8:54am by almandine140

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