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Today, while eating dinner, a car alarm went off outside for 15 minutes and was driving me crazy, until I realized it was my car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5389) - you deserved it (21852)

On 08/10/2010 at 2:07am - misc - by clu - United States (Illinois)

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