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Today, my grandma and I were watching the Ranger's playoff game. As Henrik Lundqvist received a standing ovation from the crowd after blocking 38 shots, she says to me, "Check out his equipment!" My 80-year old grandma just commented on Henrik Lundqvist's package. FML


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On 04/22/2009 at 9:46pm - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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FYL for being a rangers fan. good luck trying to get past boston.

#2 - On 04/23/2009 at 3:16am by thisismyname

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or she was talking about his goddamn hockey equipment. you're retarded

#5 - On 04/23/2009 at 3:22am by stupid_idiot

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