Today, my 20 year old son decided it would be funny to unbuckle my seat belt while the cops were right beside us. FML
I agree, your life sucks (17900) - you totally deserved it (2132)
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Today, I realized I still keep in contact, and even drive around with, my 20 year old son. FML
#6 - On 07/31/2010 at 3:30am by SeeBrendenBurn
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It's funny cuz you got a ticket for having an immature 20 year old son.. hah stole Lego's line :D
#9 - On 07/31/2010 at 3:35am by MyChemical
(0)old man. BEAT. HIS. ASS. do it with a sack of oranges. it wont leave bruise and it lets them know whos boss
#14 - On 07/31/2010 at 3:40am by cookiemobzta
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Freeze, I know you are the center of attention in your autistic and narcissistic mind, but we weren't talking to you, and if this is a facetious attempt at humor, it needs work.
#33 - On 07/31/2010 at 3:58am by SeeBrendenBurn
(+4)My bad, I thought you retards knew what the definition of "reply" meant. Mistake on my part, of course.
(+8)#33,
Autistic? Really? Man, if you're desperate for an insult but want to sound original and witty, pull out a thesaurus. Look up "idiot" and go from there. Or you could always shut the fuck up and learn what the REPLY button is meant for.
#42 - On 07/31/2010 at 4:13am by Intoxicunt
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On mine it says "threadjack," not "reply." Anyway, that's a very fun thing to randomly decide to do.
(+1)go intoxicunt. and btw #33 why DONT you shut the fuck up? I'M autistic. and thanks cause you just hurt my feelings!! na not really. but I am autistic, and I do feel insulted. so next time you decide to STICK YOUR GODDAMN FOOT IN YOUR FUCKING MOUTH, *THINK* ABOUT WHO READS THESE COMMENTS!!
#46 - On 07/31/2010 at 4:21am by megamandude455
(-1)who cares if #33 wasn't replying to #1? rules are meant to be broken and it's common sense that he wasn't talking to #1. stop making it such a big deal
#73 - On 07/31/2010 at 11:15am by hotsunnydays
(+1)We only care because he called Freeze some fucked up names just for sardonically implying people should use the reply feature properly or at least make it obvious who they are and aren't addressing.
#75 - On 07/31/2010 at 11:19am by Intoxicunt
(-1)freeze, I think you're awesome. don't listen to 33. he's just a dumbass looking for attention because he has nothing better to do with his life.
#76 - On 07/31/2010 at 12:13pm by soonersbaby21
(-1)What are the chances that the OP made a
typo and meant to write "2 year old son"?
#77 - On 07/31/2010 at 12:17pm by xxgallardolp560
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All of you sensitive little bunnies have successfully been trolled.
And #46, you really hurt my feelings. Thanks for reminding me that I don't have any feet to shove in my nonexistent mouth. ):
#82 - On 07/31/2010 at 1:45pm by SeeBrendenBurn
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As defined by Urban Dictionary, I have been.
#85 - On 07/31/2010 at 2:23pm by SeeBrendenBurn
(0)A troll doesn't reveal that he was trolling.
Sorry you got your ass verbally kicked, but you're not going to land on that excuse.
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in what way does your comment (or most of these or mine for that matter) relate to #1?
#92 - On 08/01/2010 at 6:35am by Trumane
(-1)77, that's what I was thinking. It would be funny either way. :)
#93 - On 08/01/2010 at 7:26am by lovelydefiance89
(0)If he drives, report the car as stolen next time he takes it =D
#3 - On 07/31/2010 at 3:27am by dudeitsdanny
(+1)that's when u tell the cops he kidnaped u and ur a hostage
#4 - On 07/31/2010 at 3:29am by Jessi_the_sexii
(0)I'm sorry, but your sons a win xD should have made him pay half the ticket though, not all. You helped make him after all :)
#10 - On 07/31/2010 at 3:37am by Jessicaa96145
(0)The son could be a vegetarian, in which case he could slap him in the face with a piece of broccoli.
#24 - On 07/31/2010 at 3:49am by SirWhatsHisFace
(0)No I bet Jesus came down and unbuckled your seatbelt.
#17 - On 07/31/2010 at 3:40am by SirWhatsHisFace
(0)i got a worse one the cops pulled me over and thought me,my brother,and mother were illegal aliens. we had id and evrything but they still harrased us and when we left they called us no good spics
(+1)Make him pay the ticket, and unbuckle his trouser belt in front of some hot girls. He will hate you for life.
#43 - On 07/31/2010 at 4:13am by meneedlove
(0)if your over the age of 16 then your responsible for buckling yourself. better yet 20? I'm pretty sure the son gets the ticket.
#47 - On 07/31/2010 at 4:52am by volleyball_babee
(+1)Um, did you misread? The son unbuckled HER seatbelt. As in, reached over and did it for her as a prank. If "your (sic) responsible for buckling yourself," then she's responsible for her own seatbelt, even though her twat of a son was the cause of the problem.
#48 - On 07/31/2010 at 5:01am by Intoxicunt
(0)I'm the Philippines you don't even have to wear a seatbelt
#52 - On 07/31/2010 at 5:52am by musicrox1818
(0)Actually, we have to. The cops are just to busy/lazy to check.
#54 - On 07/31/2010 at 6:09am by ShootinPutin
(0)43 +1 !! Don't you think it's a little too hard though ? Poor him, he's a 20 year old retarded man, don't forget it :P
(0)what kind of a 20 year old do that..... oh that's right a retarded one would :)
#62 - On 07/31/2010 at 7:12am by awsomechick212
(0)make him pay... but seriously op you can't multitasking?
#65 - On 07/31/2010 at 8:54am by yagurlteeteexoxo
