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Today, my 20 year old son decided it would be funny to unbuckle my seat belt while the cops were right beside us. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22398) - you deserved it (2717)

On 07/30/2010 at 7:23pm - misc - by anne (woman) - Canada

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that's when u tell the cops he kidnaped u and ur a hostage

#4 - On 07/31/2010 at 3:29am by Jessi_the_sexii

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If he drives, report the car as stolen next time he takes it =D

#3 - On 07/31/2010 at 3:27am by dudeitsdanny

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