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Today, my 20 year old son decided it would be funny to unbuckle my seat belt while the cops were right beside us. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17900) - you totally deserved it (2132)

On 07/30/2010 at 7:23pm - misc - by anne (woman) - Canada

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Sounds like you need faster reflexes.

#1 - On 07/31/2010 at 3:25am by Freeze

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Today, I realized I still keep in contact, and even drive around with, my 20 year old son. FML

#6 - On 07/31/2010 at 3:30am by SeeBrendenBurn

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Cool story, bro.

#7 - On 07/31/2010 at 3:30am by Freeze

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It's funny cuz you got a ticket for having an immature 20 year old son.. hah stole Lego's line :D

#9 - On 07/31/2010 at 3:35am by MyChemical

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I did not get a ticket and I do not have a 20 year old son.

#11 - On 07/31/2010 at 3:37am by Freeze

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old man. BEAT. HIS. ASS. do it with a sack of oranges. it wont leave bruise and it lets them know whos boss

#14 - On 07/31/2010 at 3:40am by cookiemobzta

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Make him pay for the ticket.

#15 - On 07/31/2010 at 3:40am by Themistocles

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There is no old man in this FML.

#18 - On 07/31/2010 at 3:42am by Freeze

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Freeze, I know you are the center of attention in your autistic and narcissistic mind, but we weren't talking to you, and if this is a facetious attempt at humor, it needs work.

#33 - On 07/31/2010 at 3:58am by SeeBrendenBurn

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My bad, I thought you retards knew what the definition of "reply" meant. Mistake on my part, of course.

#35 - On 07/31/2010 at 3:59am by Freeze

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lol! calm down people!

#40 - On 07/31/2010 at 4:03am by beautikill

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#33,
Autistic? Really? Man, if you're desperate for an insult but want to sound original and witty, pull out a thesaurus. Look up "idiot" and go from there. Or you could always shut the fuck up and learn what the REPLY button is meant for.

#42 - On 07/31/2010 at 4:13am by Intoxicunt

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On mine it says "threadjack," not "reply." Anyway, that's a very fun thing to randomly decide to do.

#45 - On 07/31/2010 at 4:21am by Arsonnist

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go intoxicunt. and btw #33 why DONT you shut the fuck up? I'M autistic. and thanks cause you just hurt my feelings!! na not really. but I am autistic, and I do feel insulted. so next time you decide to STICK YOUR GODDAMN FOOT IN YOUR FUCKING MOUTH, *THINK* ABOUT WHO READS THESE COMMENTS!!

#46 - On 07/31/2010 at 4:21am by megamandude455

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in Soviet Russia, seat buckle you!

#53 - On 07/31/2010 at 6:05am by bubbarific

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#33 I'm surprised your comment didn't mysteriously dissapear.

#55 - On 07/31/2010 at 6:13am by Nena713

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#1, you have a really cute dog :3

#57 - On 07/31/2010 at 6:31am by TheShay

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hahaha I love freeze

#69 - On 07/31/2010 at 9:29am by ztate

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ahahahaa good one XD

#71 - On 07/31/2010 at 10:04am by kocoman500

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who cares if #33 wasn't replying to #1? rules are meant to be broken and it's common sense that he wasn't talking to #1. stop making it such a big deal

#73 - On 07/31/2010 at 11:15am by hotsunnydays

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We only care because he called Freeze some fucked up names just for sardonically implying people should use the reply feature properly or at least make it obvious who they are and aren't addressing.

#75 - On 07/31/2010 at 11:19am by Intoxicunt

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freeze, I think you're awesome. don't listen to 33. he's just a dumbass looking for attention because he has nothing better to do with his life.

#76 - On 07/31/2010 at 12:13pm by soonersbaby21

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What are the chances that the OP made a
typo and meant to write "2 year old son"?

#77 - On 07/31/2010 at 12:17pm by xxgallardolp560

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Freeze ftw

#80 - On 07/31/2010 at 1:33pm by rene22

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All of you sensitive little bunnies have successfully been trolled.
And #46, you really hurt my feelings. Thanks for reminding me that I don't have any feet to shove in my nonexistent mouth. ):

#82 - On 07/31/2010 at 1:45pm by SeeBrendenBurn

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Sorry, that wasn't trolling. Good try, though.

#83 - On 07/31/2010 at 1:54pm by Freeze

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As defined by Urban Dictionary, I have been.

#85 - On 07/31/2010 at 2:23pm by SeeBrendenBurn

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A troll doesn't reveal that he was trolling.

Sorry you got your ass verbally kicked, but you're not going to land on that excuse.

#86 - On 07/31/2010 at 2:37pm by Freeze

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ydi for having a son

#89 - On 08/01/2010 at 2:45am by bamditzki

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Reply: a statement or acknowledgment made in response

in what way does your comment (or most of these or mine for that matter) relate to #1?

#92 - On 08/01/2010 at 6:35am by Trumane

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77, that's what I was thinking. It would be funny either way. :)

#93 - On 08/01/2010 at 7:26am by lovelydefiance89

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That is funny :D

#2 - On 07/31/2010 at 3:26am by KianaCaca

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If he drives, report the car as stolen next time he takes it =D

#3 - On 07/31/2010 at 3:27am by dudeitsdanny

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completely agree broseph =]

#39 - On 07/31/2010 at 4:03am by korie22

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that's when u tell the cops he kidnaped u and ur a hostage

#4 - On 07/31/2010 at 3:29am by Jessi_the_sexii

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^^WIN! :D

#34 - On 07/31/2010 at 3:58am by swimmerstud

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thats wut i would do haha just sayin

#38 - On 07/31/2010 at 4:02am by Jessi_the_sexii

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I'll never prank you!

#74 - On 07/31/2010 at 11:17am by hotsunnydays

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Hahaha ur son is sooo smart :P

#5 - On 07/31/2010 at 3:29am by scarletscribblez

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I would love 2 meet him!(:

#8 - On 07/31/2010 at 3:34am by Cassiebangz

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I'm sorry, but your sons a win xD should have made him pay half the ticket though, not all. You helped make him after all :)

#10 - On 07/31/2010 at 3:37am by Jessicaa96145

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agree with # ten:)

#13 - On 07/31/2010 at 3:39am by PincheEdgarr

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Slap him in the face with a piece of ham lol

#16 - On 07/31/2010 at 3:40am by peter_saurusREX

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The son could be a vegetarian, in which case he could slap him in the face with a piece of broccoli.

#24 - On 07/31/2010 at 3:49am by SirWhatsHisFace

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No I bet Jesus came down and unbuckled your seatbelt.

#17 - On 07/31/2010 at 3:40am by SirWhatsHisFace

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lol

#99 - On 08/17/2010 at 12:20am by skyttlz

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lmao @ 16, your son is stupid tho, OP

#19 - On 07/31/2010 at 3:43am by Kyousho

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Click it or ticket!

#20 - On 07/31/2010 at 3:44am by spiritofradio

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You should've slapped him like he's your bitch

#21 - On 07/31/2010 at 3:44am by crazy666chris

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haha nicee
son - 1
op - 0

#22 - On 07/31/2010 at 3:45am by chevyygirl

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i got a worse one the cops pulled me over and thought me,my brother,and mother were illegal aliens. we had id and evrything but they still harrased us and when we left they called us no good spics

#30 - On 07/31/2010 at 3:49am by the32394

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Six in a row. Nice.

#31 - On 07/31/2010 at 3:51am by Freeze

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...so? what is so horrible?

#36 - On 07/31/2010 at 4:01am by boredinnapoleon

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Make him pay the ticket, and unbuckle his trouser belt in front of some hot girls. He will hate you for life.

#43 - On 07/31/2010 at 4:13am by meneedlove

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even better, while you're undoing his belt grab his cock. that'll show him

#60 - On 07/31/2010 at 7:02am by terryg

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how do u punish a 20 year old jackass son?

#44 - On 07/31/2010 at 4:17am by chris678

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if your over the age of 16 then your responsible for buckling yourself. better yet 20? I'm pretty sure the son gets the ticket.

#47 - On 07/31/2010 at 4:52am by volleyball_babee

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Um, did you misread? The son unbuckled HER seatbelt. As in, reached over and did it for her as a prank. If "your (sic) responsible for buckling yourself," then she's responsible for her own seatbelt, even though her twat of a son was the cause of the problem.

#48 - On 07/31/2010 at 5:01am by Intoxicunt

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ur sons retarted

#49 - On 07/31/2010 at 5:13am by curryish0tt

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I'm the Philippines you don't even have to wear a seatbelt

#52 - On 07/31/2010 at 5:52am by musicrox1818

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Actually, we have to. The cops are just to busy/lazy to check.

#54 - On 07/31/2010 at 6:09am by ShootinPutin

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43 +1 !! Don't you think it's a little too hard though ? Poor him, he's a 20 year old retarded man, don't forget it :P  

#58 - On 07/31/2010 at 6:39am by aliouchka

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He probably didn't like your driving, that was his cry for help ;)

#59 - On 07/31/2010 at 6:50am by yentruoK

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Actually that's really funny.

#61 - On 07/31/2010 at 7:03am by barbarajean

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what kind of a 20 year old do that..... oh that's right a retarded one would :)

#62 - On 07/31/2010 at 7:12am by awsomechick212

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your son is a genius lmao

#63 - On 07/31/2010 at 8:30am by Phase

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woah...

#95 - On 08/01/2010 at 3:35pm by bamditzki

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make him pay... but seriously op you can't multitasking?

#65 - On 07/31/2010 at 8:54am by yagurlteeteexoxo

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it's funny because #42 is a troll.

#67 - On 07/31/2010 at 9:09am by HahaFylnub

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Oh dear...your son has issues!

#68 - On 07/31/2010 at 9:28am by Miso_Soupu

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lawllzzz your son is a genious :D

#70 - On 07/31/2010 at 9:44am by pancake_mixx

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tell him to move his ass out of your house

#72 - On 07/31/2010 at 10:08am by joshp406

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#78 - On 07/31/2010 at 12:35pm by Csfa19

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#79 - On 07/31/2010 at 12:40pm by Csfa19

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make the kid pay the ticket

#81 - On 07/31/2010 at 1:38pm by archer79

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Spank yur son.

#87 - On 07/31/2010 at 6:30pm by 83pgm

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And that's what you get for driving around with your 20 year old son.

#88 - On 08/01/2010 at 1:31am by Bashley22

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He would pay. .... The ticket and more!

#90 - On 08/01/2010 at 3:24am by JokeMeister

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did you get a ticket?

#94 - On 08/01/2010 at 1:51pm by emilychloe

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excuses, excuses...

#97 - On 08/01/2010 at 7:57pm by joramge

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LOL thats sumthing i would do :)

#100 - On 08/27/2010 at 10:08pm by fukthislife

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