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Today, I came home from vacation to discover that one of my friends had broken into my house, painted my room a hideous color, ruined my hardwood floors with the paint, and left huge mess for me to clean. When I confronted her about it, she called me ungrateful. Everyone I know agrees with her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33291) - you deserved it (2824)

On 07/29/2010 at 4:02am - misc - by annoyed (woman) - United States (Indiana)

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Agree with 1. Paint her car rainbow colors so when she drives around EVERYONE will see, rather than just her house where the only people that will see aer passing ones.

#9 - On 07/29/2010 at 10:11am by That_Guy_Jake_JR

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Hideous cover, or color?
If it's on the inside, it's no big deal. However, for revenge, do something to the outside of her house for the whole world to see!

#1 - On 07/29/2010 at 10:04am by ArtIsResistance7

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