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Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46158) - you deserved it (3885)

On 02/06/2009 at 5:14pm - misc - by iamnotfat (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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Hey, don't stress it. There are plenty of great guys out there.

#8 - On 02/07/2009 at 3:37pm by NofolkDude

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punch him in the throat and move on, hun.

#21 - On 02/17/2009 at 7:03pm by XxLorniklexX

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