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Today, I realized if you leave a can of soda in parked car during a heatwave it will explode all over everything. My car is like a human glue trap. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20353) - you deserved it (25448)

On 07/15/2010 at 5:31am - misc - by bigmikenyc - United States

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So now you can either choose between driving with the windows closed during a heatwave and die of the heat, or drive with the windows open and attract all sort of insects :D Of course you'd have to sit in the 'human glue trap' at each of the options.

Have fun :D

#9 - On 07/15/2010 at 10:06am by justsayfuck

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I've done that before. Also, everyone saying YDI for not knowing that... maybe they forgot it was in the car. My boyfriend left his pop in my car and I didn't notice. Next day, gooey mess.

#31 - On 07/15/2010 at 10:34am by jaimelp

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