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Today, I gave the toast at my sister's wedding which was outside. Before I started, the wind blew up my dress and wouldn't let up. Instead of giving my heartfelt speech, I spent five minutes fighting with my dress as 130 people pointed at my floral-printed underwear and laughed loudly. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22728) - you deserved it (2819)

On 06/28/2010 at 2:18am - misc - by Kim422 (woman) - United States (New York)

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