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Today, it was lovely outside so I decided to tan outside. I burn pretty easily, so I put on sunscreen. I fell asleep on my side, so when I woke up, I had a massive burn on only one side of my body, with sunglass lines. Tomorrow, I have a job interview. I'm going to go in looking like a racoon. FML
rule of thumb: stop tanning. oopma loompa's are not cute. neither is skin cancer.
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Friday 27 March 2015