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Today, it was lovely outside so I decided to tan outside. I burn pretty easily, so I put on sunscreen. I fell asleep on my side, so when I woke up, I had a massive burn on only one side of my body, with sunglass lines. Tomorrow, I have a job interview. I'm going to go in looking like a racoon. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13908) - you deserved it (49988)

On 04/19/2009 at 11:17am - misc - by racoonface - United States

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rule of thumb: stop tanning. oopma loompa's are not cute. neither is skin cancer.

#17 - On 04/19/2009 at 3:54pm by pencilmustache

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Raccoons are awesome.

#13 - On 04/19/2009 at 3:40pm by TerAki

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