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Today, my boyfriend was talking to me on the land line when his cell phone rang. He told me to wait "two seconds" while he talked to a classmate. Their "two second" conversation lasted ten minutes, and now I can hear the French Open on the TV in background. He forgot he was talking to me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22847) - you deserved it (3901)

On 06/01/2010 at 10:34pm - misc - by chiclet - Sent from mobile version

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I do this to telemarketers alot

#7 - On 06/02/2010 at 6:09am by imlagginglol

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so hang up and call back later.

#4 - On 06/02/2010 at 6:07am by Alli137

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