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Today, I came home to find my dad had backed into my already crappy car. The reason they didn't buy me a nicer car in the first place was they were afraid I'd wreck it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27845) - you deserved it (3897)

On 05/27/2010 at 4:59pm - misc - by Nchristine - United States

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dang although they don't really have to buy you a car

#1 - On 05/27/2010 at 9:34pm by allplayedout

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how about you get a job and the BUY yourself a nicer car like the rest of the world. I mean at least you have a car whether crap or not.

#3 - On 05/27/2010 at 9:37pm by sierralem

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