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Today, a few friends and I ran through sprinklers at our school until we were all soaked. Then we were told that they put fertilizer in the water. I'm soaked in manure. Now I know why it tasted weird. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8731) - you deserved it (32028)

On 05/26/2010 at 2:35pm - misc - by noraidk - United States (Texas)

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no slow motion baywatch run for yall

#6 - On 05/26/2010 at 5:31pm by JesseJaymz

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that's just gross

#2 - On 05/26/2010 at 5:30pm by littlemissdqgirl

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