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Today, my little sister tripped when trying to walk up the stairs with a sandwich in one hand and my laptop in the other. She choose to save her sandwich instead of my £500 laptop. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20879) - you deserved it (2341)

On 05/25/2010 at 12:44am - misc - by Laptop - Sent from mobile version

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well shes probably fat so in her defense she was probably starving.

#5 - On 05/25/2010 at 6:13am by bentheman

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And that's the reason why you don't let little brothers and sisters touch your stuff if nobody is watching them.

#8 - On 05/25/2010 at 6:22am by DjeePee

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