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Today, my anatomy teacher was putting together a skeleton model for class. He had misplaced the leg bone, so I thoughtfully asked, "What's the matter, lose a leg?" Unfortunately, there's nothing thoughtful about asking that question to a guy with an amputated leg. FML

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On 02/05/2009 at 5:56pm - misc - by Foot In Mouth (man) - United States (Tennessee)

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My band teacher lost a leg a few years back and band class is pretty much crippled jokes. I have a huge repertoire of them if you would like. lol

#10 - On 03/16/2009 at 5:15pm by hazzjazz

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At least you have a foot to put in your mouth!! ;-)

#13 - On 06/05/2009 at 11:28pm by mikediesel

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