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Today, my anatomy teacher was putting together a skeleton model for class. He had misplaced the leg bone, so I thoughtfully asked, "What's the matter, lose a leg?" Unfortunately, there's nothing thoughtful about asking that question to a guy with an amputated leg. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6813) - you deserved it (30599)

On 02/05/2009 at 5:56pm - misc - by Foot In Mouth (man) - United States (Tennessee)

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My band teacher lost a leg a few years back and band class is pretty much crippled jokes. I have a huge repertoire of them if you would like. lol

#10 - On 03/16/2009 at 5:15pm by hazzjazz

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Run for you life (He can't follow you)

#1 - On 02/06/2009 at 1:37am by factory

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