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Today, I was at a party and all my friends started asking me ways they could leave so no one would notice because the party sucked. It was MY party. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40360) - you deserved it (7191)

On 02/22/2009 at 9:37am - misc - by SIK of everything (man) - United States (Florida)

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if they were actually your friends, they would have known it was your party. sounds like a fake entry to me.

#4 - On 02/22/2009 at 2:25pm by mleeb

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I threw my first real party when I was 17. It was non-alcoholic, I can't handle drunk people. We all had a great time, no one wanted to leave even though the party lasted from 6 pm til 3 am.

It's about the friends, not the party itself

#16 - On 04/22/2009 at 8:35am by LadyBiatch

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