About zyme : Prior Service USAF/SSgt with 9 years in; originally from NY.
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by LonelyShowers / 07/04/2012 at 1:36am / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 07/03/2012 at 7:50pm / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
Today, my dad was driving me home and was angrily explaining how my boyfriend was a bad influence and that he was hanging out with the wrong crowd. After finally convincing him to give him another chance, we stopped at a traffic light just in time to see my boyfriend being chased by police. FML
by Jenna / 07/03/2012 at 7:20pm / United Kingdom (Reading) / Love
by bob / 07/03/2012 at 1:33pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
Today, I'm going to court to give an eyewitness account of a robbery. Unfortunately, I had a wacky dream last night concerning the robbery, and no longer have any idea of what actually happened in real life. FML
by Dreamer / 07/03/2012 at 2:22am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by FuckYou / 07/02/2012 at 2:07am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by say my name / 06/30/2012 at 9:35pm / Intimacy
Today, my husband staggered home after a night of drinking. He was too intoxicated to find the toilet so he started to pee in the cat's litter box. Apparently, he was invading her territory and she attacked him. His scream as she bit and scratched him must have woken the whole world. FML
by ohbiebjetaime / 06/30/2012 at 4:09pm / France / Love
by Bernadette / 06/28/2012 at 3:58pm / Miscellaneous
by tammy / 06/27/2012 at 1:05am / United States (California) / Love
Today, while I was waiting at a red light, another car slammed into me. By the time I got out to assess the damage, the other car was empty and there was nobody in sight. Either Moby Dickwad was abducted by aliens mid-crash, or he was behind on his insurance payments. FML
by Boar / 06/24/2012 at 4:51pm / United States (New Mexico) / Miscellaneous