About Zyme
Prior Service USAF/SSgt with 9 years in; originally from NY.
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Zyme's favorite FMLs

Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML

By It was the 11 year old / Saturday 21 July 2012 08:00 / United States - Austin

Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been in love with for the past two years. Five minutes in, he passed out on top of me from a pain pill overdose and had a mini seizure. He finally woke up and groans, "Those bastards! They confiscated my clothes!" FML

By Lucy / Saturday 21 July 2012 07:40 / United States - La Mesa

Today, my boss fired me for "fooling around" on my phone. I was looking for supplies for a surprise party we are throwing him for his birthday, and I didn't want to do it on my work computer because he has access to our history. Also, this happened during my lunch break. FML

By are you kidding me???? / Friday 20 July 2012 04:58 / United States - Chaplin

Today, my boyfriend asked me if I wear makeup much. Expecting him to say something about my natural beauty, I replied with an honest "no." His smiled softly, gently squeezed my shoulder, and said, "Maybe you should." FML

By Taylor - / Friday 20 July 2012 18:23 / United States - Columbus

Today, I found out my late grandfather left me a significant amount of money in his will. I thought it was weird because he always acted like he hated me. When I got the envelope, there was $500,000 inside, all in Monopoly money. FML

By Rachel / Friday 20 July 2012 05:13 / United States