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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 9 August 1984 (30 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1652
  • Number of comments : 42
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About zyme : Prior Service USAF/SSgt with 9 years in; originally from NY.

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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend of nine months when she gets a phone call and decides to answer it. It was her fiancé that I knew nothing about. She told me she was engaged while I was still inside of her. big fat FML

#552501
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (110342) - you deserved it (8158)

On 03/23/2009 at 1:22pm - intimacy - by MID12 (man) - United States (Maryland)

Yesterday I Decided To Have Sex 4 The First Time With Boyfriend. It Was His First Time Too. While In Bed, He Blankly Stopped And Stood Up And Got Out A Piece Of Paper From His Pockets. Turns Out, He Had Written Instruction On Wat To Do While In Bed, And Forgot Wat He Had To Do Next. FML

#473847
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (128716) - you deserved it (13100)

On 03/19/2009 at 7:31pm - intimacy - by ufhdafuhds (woman) - Egypt (Al Qahirah)

Today, I fell asleep in history class. I was dreaming about my history teacher. When I woke up everyone stared at me rather wierdly an the teacher wasn't there. Turns out I was moaning my history teachers name through my sleep. FML

#379230
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (131149) - you deserved it (37889)

On 03/16/2009 at 1:18pm - intimacy - by asleepinclass (woman) - Poland (Warszawa)

Today my grlfriend dumped me 4 someone else. looool An our earlier I ad just gotten permission from er dad to propose. FML

#239413
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (147266) - you deserved it (6788)

On 03/08/2009 at 12:33am - love - by Brad (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to get a condom because boyfriend an I were going to have sex fir the frst time. When I opened the drawer, I saw that every single condom had a Jesus pin stabbed through it, an a note on top of the box: "love mom." FML

#126669
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (123321) - you deserved it (22278)

On 02/24/2009 at 8:20pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)



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