About zyme : Prior Service USAF/SSgt with 9 years in; originally from NY.
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Today, my mother and aunt got into an argument about who had gotten groped more times in public. I don't know what's more disturbing, that my own mother would brag about getting groped, or that she won the argument, at 34 times. FML
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On 08/05/2011 at 3:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my landlord told me he is raising my rent next month. I thought he was kidding until he asked if I still wanted to live here. My landlord is also my live-in boyfriend. FML
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On 08/04/2011 at 7:19pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I went bowling with my parents. This cute guy works there and he always flirts with me. My mom just so happened to see it today. As we left, she says to him "You know she's 13, right?" I'm 17. FML
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On 08/03/2011 at 2:01am - love - by Michelle - United States (Maryland)
Today, my old neighbor pelted me with apples when I walked out the door. I ducked for cover and asked what her problem was. She yelled, "You took fresh peas from my garden!" I looked at her garden, only to see my dad tiptoeing back to our lawn, laughing and holding a bag full of peas. FML
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On 08/02/2011 at 2:36pm - misc - by scully11 (woman) - Canada (New Brunswick)
Today, our power went out due to some severe storms. My daughter, who is 18, asked me why the lights on the car still worked. FML
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On 08/01/2011 at 4:18pm - misc - by OhDeary (woman) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I desperately tried to explain to my boyfriend why he shouldn't talk about the bible during sex. He honestly doesn't understand. FML
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On 02/21/2011 at 6:15pm - intimacy - by Clare (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I went to the doctor thinking I had breast cancer. Turns out, I have a third boob. FML
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Today, I checked my bank account that i've been saving money in since I was a kid for college. I have $100 left out of the $10,000 I had last month. Apparently my parents thought buying a pool and an HDTV for themselves was more important than my college education. FML
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On 06/05/2009 at 10:24pm - money - by ExtemelyBroke (man) - United States (New Hampshire)
Today, I found out that my husband named our daughter after his favorite porn star. FML
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On 05/08/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by Oblivious (woman) - Kuwait
Today, I met a really hot guy at a bar. We talked for a while and really seemed to hit it off. We ended up going to my apartment. He stopped and said, "Clean up this mess and maybe we could do something another time." I am a complete neat freak - my apartment had been robbed and trashed. FML
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On 04/26/2009 at 1:40am - intimacy - by hopeless1 (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, my girlfriend of 8 years dumped me. When I asked if there was another guy, she responded, "You were the other guy". FML
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On 04/13/2009 at 1:39pm - love - by blaise (man) - United States (New York)
Today, brand new cocktail dress: $300. Matching peep toe heels: $100. Getting my hair done at the salon: $80. Treating myself to a mani/pedi: $50. When finally meeting the guy I have been chatting online with for 2 months, I find out hes my cousin: priceless. FML
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On 04/10/2009 at 2:42pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I was having sex with a girl I had just met. After about 5 minutes in, she said she had to go to the bathroom. So we stopped and she went to the bathroom. After waiting around 10 min, I decided to check if she was ok. The window was open. She was gone. FML
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On 04/05/2009 at 3:15pm - intimacy - by dfhgblsf (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend of nine months when she gets a phone call and decides to answer it. It was her fiancé that I knew nothing about. She told me she was engaged while I was still inside of her. FML
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On 03/23/2009 at 1:22pm - intimacy - by MID12 (man) - United States (Maryland)
Today, I decided to have sex for the first time with my boyfriend. It was his first time too. While in bed, he blankly stopped and stood up and got out a piece of paper from his pockets. Turns out, he had written instructions on what to do while in bed, and forgot what he had to do next. FML
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On 03/19/2009 at 7:31pm - intimacy - by ufhdafuhds (woman) - Egypt (Al Qahirah)
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