About zyme : Prior Service USAF/SSgt with 9 years in; originally from NY.
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zyme's favorite FMLs
Today, my boyfriend confessed that he hates horror films. Our relationship was born out of our 'love' for horror films. I have endured 3 years of watching films that absolutely terrify me only to find out he doesn't like them either. FML
by duped / 10/29/2011 at 7:32am / United Kingdom (Warwickshire) / Love
by imy / 10/18/2011 at 11:01am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years felt comfortable enough with me to disclose that he had previously spent 4 years in a mental institute because he tried to kill his mother. He also told me we will be together forever. I'm scared. FML
Today, my mom left for a business trip. Thinking it was a good time to throw a party, I mass messaged everyone on my contact list. I thought it was going to be a success. The problem with this? My mom is on my contacts list. She replied "I'll be home in an hour. You're grounded." FML
by mass message / 10/15/2011 at 8:47pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/15/2011 at 1:05pm / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, for the first time, I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer, I was ecstatic. Later, when I was in the shower, my brother snuck in the bathroom, yelled "Napalm strike!" and threw our cat over the shower curtain like a furry grenade from hell. FML
by MLGreco / 10/14/2011 at 12:11pm / United States / Kids
by Anonymous / 10/13/2011 at 7:25pm / United States (Nevada) / Miscellaneous
Today, my brother in law got into a fight with my husband. My pregnant sister was yelling at her husband to stop beating my husband up. When I came into the room, I asked why they were fighting. You'll never guess who the real father of my sister's baby is. FML
by Good sister / 10/13/2011 at 7:20pm / United States (Georgia) / Love
Today, I was using the toilet and decided to check out some FMLs. One made me laugh out loud as my room-mate was passing by the bathroom. He now tells everyone my penis is so small it makes even me laugh every time I see it. FML
by Anonymous / 10/06/2011 at 12:17pm / Canada / Intimacy
Today, while at work being a waitress, this lady came in and requested to sit in the section I was waitressing. She held up a $100 bill and told me that if I was attentive to her needs, she would leave me a $100 tip. Excited, I waited on her hand and foot. She dined and dashed. FML
by moodyreallyrocks / 10/03/2011 at 9:05am / United States (Kentucky) / Work
by danthecomplicate / 09/28/2011 at 10:28pm / United States (Kentucky) / Love
by Hypocrisy / 09/28/2011 at 6:16pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by CHStennis_4 / 09/03/2011 at 12:48am / United States (Utah) / Love
by AlwaysGottaFML / 08/20/2011 at 3:26am / United States (North Carolina) / Love