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by liLbob6598 / 01/09/2012 at 9:34pm / United States (South Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by merrymary / 01/07/2012 at 6:11am / United States (District of Columbia) / Miscellaneous
Today, my mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then informed me that, for as long as my girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML
by Danny / 01/07/2012 at 5:27am / Australia / Intimacy
by Gemma / 01/06/2012 at 6:16pm / United Kingdom (Lancashire) / Intimacy
by YOURMOM / 12/31/2011 at 2:24am / United States (California) / Animals
Today, my five-year-old daughter told me she was going to throw up. I told her to rush to the bathroom. I followed her a few seconds later, only to find her sitting on the toilet and vomiting onto the floor. FML
by espylone / 12/17/2011 at 10:42am / France / Kids
by SuperCoolGurl / 12/17/2011 at 8:30am / Australia / Geek
by fmll / 12/17/2011 at 8:17am / Norway (Hordaland) / Love
by teejayrn / 12/17/2011 at 1:49am / United States / Love
Today, I'll be sleeping in my car for umpteenth time this year, because my psychotic wife is again convinced that I'm sleeping with practically every woman in my state. I'm too broke to pay for a divorce, and too embarrassed to go to a friend's house. FML
by agony / 12/16/2011 at 10:29pm / United States (New York) / Love
by bgoodwin07 / 11/29/2011 at 8:31am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by hitintheeye / 11/26/2011 at 10:09am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/30/2011 at 7:38am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, while in the grocery store my boyfriend said very loudly "Don't make me hit you in public again!" He says things like this every time we are in the grocery store line. The sad part is that it's better than when he says "Are you gonna pay for the stuff you put in your purse?" FML
by Anonymous / 10/30/2011 at 4:38am / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 10/30/2011 at 2:32am / Canada (Alberta) / Love
- Today, I had diarrhea in a Walmart bathroom for 15 minutes. Apparently, so did the guy in the stall… Today, I took a picture in front of my bathroom mirror and posted it on Facebook. When I checked it… Today, my nose started running while in bed with my boyfriend. I kept trying to wipe it off with my…
- Today, I was at drama club, rehearsing for a play I'm in. But I had to leave early and so I went up… Today, I was talking to a boy I'm interested in and tried to make conversation while taking a sip… Today, I was trying to avoid one of our dogs while driving down the drive. Instead I crashed into a…